{"id":3265,"date":"2010-05-20T12:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/?p=3265"},"modified":"2011-09-18T11:02:17","modified_gmt":"2011-09-18T09:02:17","slug":"your-ass-is-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/2010\/05\/your-ass-is-grass\/","title":{"rendered":"Your ass is grass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;m the lawnmower!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3266\" title=\"grasmaaier\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/grasmaaier.jpg\" alt=\"grasmaaier\" width=\"400\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/grasmaaier.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/grasmaaier-117x150.jpg 117w, https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/grasmaaier-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Eat this<\/em>, opstandige groene sprietjes!<\/p>\n<p>Overigens is Mark degene die &#8216;m gekocht heeft&#8230;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;m the lawnmower! Eat this, opstandige groene sprietjes! Overigens is Mark degene die &#8216;m gekocht heeft&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aankopen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3265"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3274,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions\/3274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}