{"id":4769,"date":"2010-11-12T16:32:10","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T15:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/?p=4769"},"modified":"2010-11-12T16:32:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T15:32:10","slug":"humor-helpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/2010\/11\/humor-helpt\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor helpt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ik geef het toe, ik loop wat achter met het beantwoorden van mailtjes over m&#8217;n website. Maar gelukkig helpt het om boze mensen terug te mailen met een vleugje humor&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>dear mam,<br \/>\nhate to b rude but r u dead or what?! i sent u like 5 email messages but  u dint reply to a single one of em. its bout alice!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Sir,<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am sorry to inform you that I am indead dead.<\/p>\n<p>Creating a pdf-file of the Underground adventures is on my to-do list, however typing with rotting fingers is a little hard, so it takes some time. I&#8217;m sorry for the delay and not answering your e-mail sooner.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your patience. I&#8217;ll now return to my coffin, as it is getting too light.<\/p>\n<p>Kind regards,<br \/>\nLenny<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>dear respected mam,<br \/>\nur reply was the funniest and the wittiest email! its was really nice! well i am extremely sorry if i offended u or sumthin. i was just pissed off as u had turned a deaf ear to me! i hope we will keep exchanging emails very frequently!<br \/>\nthanx mam for the reply!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_wink.gif\" alt=\";-)\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik geef het toe, ik loop wat achter met het beantwoorden van mailtjes over m&#8217;n website. Maar gelukkig helpt het om boze mensen terug te mailen met een vleugje humor&#8230; dear mam, hate to b rude but r u dead or what?! i sent u like 5 email messages but u dint reply to a &hellip;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mijn-website"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4769"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4777,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4769\/revisions\/4777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alice-in-wonderland.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}