Ik geef het toe, ik loop wat achter met het beantwoorden van mailtjes over m’n website. Maar gelukkig helpt het om boze mensen terug te mailen met een vleugje humor…

dear mam,
hate to b rude but r u dead or what?! i sent u like 5 email messages but u dint reply to a single one of em. its bout alice!

Dear Sir,

Yes, I am sorry to inform you that I am indead dead.

Creating a pdf-file of the Underground adventures is on my to-do list, however typing with rotting fingers is a little hard, so it takes some time. I’m sorry for the delay and not answering your e-mail sooner.

Thank you for your patience. I’ll now return to my coffin, as it is getting too light.

Kind regards,
Lenny

dear respected mam,
ur reply was the funniest and the wittiest email! its was really nice! well i am extremely sorry if i offended u or sumthin. i was just pissed off as u had turned a deaf ear to me! i hope we will keep exchanging emails very frequently!
thanx mam for the reply!